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same version of this clue
On the pier that shares its name with
Hitchcock's steps, find the place where Violet Beauregarde
would probably head (if she needed glasses.)
Hitchcock made
a film called The Thirty-Nine Steps, so - Pier
39. Violet Beauregarde was the odious child in Charlie
and the Chocolate Factory who loved bubble gum.
If she needed glasses, she might confuse "Bubba
Gumps" at Pier 39 for "bubble gum." Bubba
Gump's is a shrimp restaurant, using the movie "Forrest
Gump" as its inspiration.
Outside Bubba
Gumps is a sculpture of a bench, with a pair of empty
sneakers and a box of chocolates.

I wrote a longer
version of this clue. Some playtesters liked it, and
some preferred the shorter version. Since, for some
teams, it was one of the last clues of the day, I opted
to go with the shorter clue. But here, for your consideration,
is the original longer version. What do you think? -
Alexandra
"Now, let's hurry along to the salt water
taffy room," said Willy Wonka. "It's an absolutely amazing,
delightful place. At 400 square miles, it's our biggest
room. But we must walk quickly, it's a long way down
this corridor." And off he went, with the children and
their parents (and Grandpa Joe) flying along behind
him, their shoes making a tremendous noise as they clattered
over a faded old wooden walkway.
Charlie tried to pay attention to the
names of the rooms as they passed them. He tried to
count them too, but they were traveling so quickly he
could only make out a couple - one was the chocolate
heaven room, he thought. He had counted up to 39 when
he was startled by a shriek from Violet Beauregarde,
the gum chewing nitwit, who had stopped in front of
a large pink sign and was staring up at it. "Mummy!,"
she cried, we've finally come to the bubble gum room!
I want to go in!" and just as her mother was saying
"But Violet dear, this isn't...." she disappeared inside.
Her mother followed her, glancing back apologetically
as she did, saying "Poor darling, I rather think she
needs glasses."
They all followed Violet inside, just
in time to see her take her gum out of her mouth and
stick it behind her ear. but not in time for Willy Wonka
to stop her from popping something rubbery and pink
into her mouth. A look of ectsasy came over her face
as she chewed away. "Why," she said, "this tastes just
like the answer to number 10! Oooh, it's so delicious."
But then as she kept chewing, a curious thing happened.
She began to turn brown, at first just a light milk
chocolate color, but then she got darker and darker,
more the color of semi-sweet chocolate. Then she began
to sprout fur, shiny smooth brown fur, and swell up,
getting larger and larger. Charlie said "Grandpa Joe,
I sea lions, and tigers and bears, oh my!" and Grandpa
Joe replied, "No Charlie, that's a completely different
story. That's the Wizard of Oz...." Charlie couldn't
hear the rest of what he said because Violet crumbled
to the floor and began barking loudly.
Willy Wonka sighed and said "Now there's
nothing that I can do. She's going to have to go and
live with all the other naughty children who have done
this." And he summoned the Oompa Loompas, who came and
dragged Violet away, still barking, as her mother wept
and wrung her hands.
"As I was saying when I was so rudely
interrupted…," said Willy Wonka, his good temper completely
restored, "…we're almost at the salt water taffy room.
Just follow your noses!" And indeed, they thought they
could smell salt water, so they headed west, just about
the length of a football field, and there it was - a
huge magnificent, sparkling room, all 400 square miles
of it. And on a dock down below, barking and flapping
and generally making a lot of noise and smelling bad,
were about a hundred children (or one supposed they
were children) who looked just like Violet. The new
Violet, that is. In fact, they thought they could see
her down there in the crowd. At least, one of the barking
creatures seemed to have a little piece of chewing gum
stuck behind its ear.
How much did Security gain?